Home ownership...

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
04/16/2018 at 20:23 • Filed to: Houses

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... is T H I C C

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I don’t think this is even half of my receipts over the last three years. Hoping my next home doesn’t have a gigantic jungle of a yard and the house doesn’t need a lot... a LOT... of TLC.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:26

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Hoping my next home doesn’t have a gigantic jungle of a yard and the house doesn’t need a lot... a LOT... of TLC.

Well, then don’t go chasing waterfalls.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:27

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Home ownership is just a ploy to make us indentured servents.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/16/2018 at 20:30

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Can’t argue with the FAX


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 20:42

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this be why I’m fine with renting.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:03

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New A/C sitting in the LR in a box ... gotta get it installed one of these days.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:09

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Oh! I’ll do mine tomorrow. First home and a fixer upper (glutton for punishment). I have a cabinet in my kitchen dedicated to receipts. Why a cabinet in my kitchen I’m not sure but it sort of happened naturally.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:11

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People keep receipts?

I guess I really should do this for tax purposes. I always tag what I need to keep track of in Mint and discard paper...


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
04/16/2018 at 21:15

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Home “ownership” is just renting from the government. Stop paying your property taxes and find out who really owns your house.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:28

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I’m going to be selling my house this summer. You interested? Pros: 2+ car garage with 12 ft. ceiling, 4 bed/2.5 bath 1900 sq ft on half an acre asking $250k. Cons: It is absolutely nowhere near Washington.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/16/2018 at 21:29

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That’s a bigly con


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > atfsgeoff
04/16/2018 at 21:29

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Pass that joint over here my friend


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 21:31

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Same here bruah.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
04/16/2018 at 21:33

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Staying in SA?


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > E90M3
04/16/2018 at 21:43

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Nope. Rural New Mexico outside of Santa Fe. I am going to become a ghost. I really have no idea what the fuck I am doing.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > atfsgeoff
04/16/2018 at 21:51

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Or even neglect maintenance in some areas, prepare for a forced sale and getting nothing in return.

The entire industry a subsidy for banks and insurance firms masquerading as wealth for people.


Kinja'd!!! TorqueToYield > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 22:16

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On the plus side I’ve finished my list of DIY projects and haven’t been to Home depot or Lowe’s in over a month.

On the minus side all the projects I want or need to do are now $5k minimum from professionals...


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/16/2018 at 22:38

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True story before McNamara and the Whiz kids took over Ford accounting, they used to weigh invoices to estimate costs.


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/17/2018 at 00:01

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It’s not a “project” unless you go to the store 3 times... FACT